Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
— P.J. O’Rourke
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
— Bill Vaughan
Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
— Abraham Lincoln
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
— Author Unknown