ok here’s one that never fails to make me laugh.
We were teaching a song to a bunch of kiruv kids that goes like this:
“I’m a Jew, it’s my identity,
my name, my soul, my life”!
Only to overhear some kids singing it later:
“I’m a Jew, It’s my identity,
my neighbor stole my wife!”
I REALLY hope they became frum after that…!