Oh, I forgot!
lamud vov tzadi *
lamed vov tzadik *
Ah, the days when I underestimated the mods…
Perhaps the post I wanted to put up under one of
those names will now finally see the light of day.
Thread title: 126
What should a Rebbe do?
Besides coming on time with a tie and giving good classes that don’t make you Bored, a rebbi has to do a lot. He should make sure everyone has Chavrusas, even the Gritty kids.
He should take care of the boys’s health by making sure they eat
Yogurts, asking them “How many hours of sleep do you get in one night?,” and giving them Sleeping tablets if they need them.
He should be friendly with them by helping them make Noodle soups, playing Football with them and even being their Football role model, and wishing them Mazol Tov when it’s their birthday.
He should tell them Good Stories about R Chaim Pinchas Scheinberg,
Dovid HaMelech, and The greatest person who ever lived. By the time they leave his class, there shouldn’t be Any miracle stories from gedolim that they haven’t heard, and they should even remember Marcus Lehmann.
He should teach them Torah codes, but not Kabbalah, even The Zohar, and never tell them Spooky stories about shaidim, Talking to the dead, Half dying, Dybbuks, or The result of my first Kabbalah session, or even scary stories from the news about Terror leaders, an Explosion at Iranian nuclear facility, North Korea vs South Korea, Nuclear Iran, Isis having fighter jets or, worst of all, a Frankfurt meat shop caught selling triefe meat.
He should teach them not to have iPhones, but if they really want to anyway, he should teach them about using only Good jewish apps, watching only Good jewish videos, and using only Good jewish websites to look for Jobs online, and not to use iTunes to listen to Lipa schmeltzer, because Modern music is bad.
Even after they leave his class, he should come to their wedding and even buy a Gift for their kallah.
I put it all together! Can you put it all together? Do you know who I am now? [The answer was supposed to be Alter.]
I have ruach hakodesh and I can prove it.
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