I had a look at the list of books, and counted 39 I have read…
Best quotes:
Bee There Orr Bee A Rectangular Thyng
I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf and
I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf.
Me and my friends will walk towards you
With our hats on backwards in a menacing way.
Yo!
“Well, basically there are two sorts of opera,’ said Nanny, who also had the true witch’s ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. ‘There’s your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like “Oh oh oh, I am dyin’, oh, I am dyin’, oh, oh, oh, that’s what I’m doin'”, and there’s your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes “Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!”, although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That’s basically all of opera, really.”
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we’ll never know.