*facepalm*
1) It was Dash’s cynical side who first used the term monopoly.
2) Who cares if the term is inaccurate. The point isn’t that Shprintzy can’t compete, the point is that you can’t go to Quest or Lab Corp and test for these ten conditions.
Again, maybe this is for the better, and I think their intention is noble, but at least admit that it’s true.