I wasn’t making you any, poppa. I don’t give shalach manos to people who go to kiddush clubs. Or to people who serve in the IDF. Or to people who learn in kollel. Or to people who have a relative who takes medication for mental illness. Or to anyone who once showed a dvd to their kids. Or to people who daven in sfardish havarah even though they are ashkenaz. Or to people who say “oy” for the cholem.
This year I only made one shalach manos and couldn’t think of anyone to send it to.