Old joke, vaguely on-topic…
There were two neighbors who absolutely hated each other. No matter what they were always at odds, always trying to snipe at each other. Finally the Almighty got tired of this and sent an angel to one of them.
The angel said “Greetings, mortal. The Most High has granted you a wish. Whatever you want you can have. But whatever you get your neighbor gets twice as much.”
“Anything I get that nudnik gets double what I do?”
“That’s right, mortal.”
“I want I should donate a kidney!”