1. is it living? Nope
2. is it edible? Yup (most of it ;))
3. are there a lot of different types of this thing? Yup
4. is it used as a decoration? Nope
5. does it grow from the ground? Nope
6. can it swim? Nope
7. Is it colorful? Nope
8. Is it natural? Nope
Coca-cola? 🙂
(with regards to #2 I suppose you don’t hold by those who permit Diet Coke for Pesach)