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The following is an early ‘New Year’ wish. Relevant, but humorous,,,,

May your occupation, whatever it may be, homemaker or doctor, lawyer or tailor, house husband or stock broker, give you much satisfaction.

And may it also earn you enough money to send your children through college and graduate school, and to support them ever after.

May you see a rainbow, may your child hit a home run with the bases loaded, may your team score a touchdown.

May the Sabbath Queen enter your home and enable you to follow the teachings of the Torah with love.

In this New Year that now begins, may your hair, your teeth, your facelift and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your cholesterol and your mortgage interest rate not rise.

May you win the lottery, and thereby acquire a host of long lost relatives, and may you remember Beth Tfiloh when you win.

May Israel stop being the punching bag of the United Nations. May it be able to live a normal life at last. And may it bless the world with its morality, its wisdom and its creativity. And may we support her wholeheartedly, and love her because, with all her faults, she is family.

And may we meet on the streets of Jerusalem in the year to come, and if the Messiah arrives, may we recognize him or her.

May this year be happy, healthy and prosperous for you and your loved ones.