Why does the sun darken your skin but lighten your hair?
Funny lables:
clothes iron: do not iron clothes while on body
hair dryer: do not blow dry hair in shower
bottom of a container of yogurt: do not turn upside-down
a set of knives: do not use for the other use
clothes iron: do not use while sleeping
clothes dryer: do not dry clothes that say “do not dry in clothes dryer”
On a hot cup of coffee: warning- contents may be hot
Only in America-
do we have drive-in ATMs with braile keypads on them
can you buy cigarrettes in CVS in the front of the store, but the sick must walk to the back to get their medicine
Do people order a large burger and fries and a diet coke