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zimby
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I believe this can help anyone and everyone that reads it. Number 26 is my favorite.

50 lessons in life

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else

does.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to

disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than

crying alone.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first

paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is

futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won’t mess

up the present.

12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have

no idea what their journey is all about.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye.

But don’t worry; Hashem never blinks.

16. Life is too short for long pity parties.

17. You can get through anything if you stay put

in today.

18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer,

write.

19. It’s never too late to have a happy

childhood. But the second one is

up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in

life, don’t take no for an answer.

21. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to

wear purple.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except

you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these

words: “In five years, will this matter?”

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone, everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of

your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will

change.

32. Your job won’t take care of you when you are

sick. Your friends will.

Stay in touch.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make

you stronger.

35. Hashem loves you.

36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying

young.

37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it

memorable.

38. Say Tehillim.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting

everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and

saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

41. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most

of it now.

42. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful,

beautiful or joyful.

44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all

you need.

45. The best is yet to come.

46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and

show up.

47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

48. If you don’t ask, you don’t get.

49. Yield.

50. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a

gift.