ICOT’s joke about the titanic reminded me of this one…
a man walked into a prominent manhatten office on his first day of work. after explaining to the supervisor what he was doing there, the supervisor showed him around the office. right before he was about to start the superrvisor asked him what his name is.
“Abe”
“oh, we go by last names around here, what is it Abe…?”
“Darling, Abe Darling.
“and one more thing Abe…”
after coming out of surgery the woman went to the receptionist to make a complaint
“I was very disturbed to hear a distinguished doctor as this one using a four-letter word.”
“oh, what was that?”
“oops”