It’s December 24th in the middle of the mall and a group of children are lined up to talk to Santa Claus.
The first kid comes up to Santa and Santa says, “what is your name?”
“Johnny.”
“Johnny, how old are you?”
“Five.”
“Ok, Johnny, take a present from under the tree.”
The next kid comes up to Santa.
“What is your name?”
“Andrea, and I’m seven.”
“Andrea, you can take a present from under the tree.”
A third kid comes up to Santa.
Santa asks, “What’s your name?”
“Moshe ben Reb Yitzchak!”
“Nem tzvay,” Santa whispers. “Take two.”