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Three men get arrested in Zimbabwe – a Colombian drug dealer, a Bensonhurst mafioso, and lehavdil a bochur doing kiruv work. All are sentenced to death after a kangaroo trial.
Before the execution, each one is asked for his last wishes.
The Colombian asks to be buried in his native village in Colombia. His wish is granted.
The mafioso asks to have his remains sent back so he can be buried next to his beloved former boss, John Gotti. His wish is granted.
The bochur says: “I want to be buried next to the great liberator of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe!”
The executioner says: “Mugabe? He’s not dead yet?”
The bochur says: “That’s OK – I’ll wait!” as he runs to safety.