A man is hired by AT&T to empty all the quarters out of the payphones. On his first day, he goes in and gets his route and the key to the payphone coin box. A few weeks later, he jams the key in the box and it snaps off. So he heads back in to the office and tells his supervisor that he needs a new key.
The supervisor takes one look at him and says, “Where have you been? We’ve been holding your paychecks for 4 weeks already!”
The man looks dumbfounded and asks, “You mean I get paid too?”