and speaking of blondes:
A blonde walks up to a truck at a red light and says: “Hi! My name is Heather and you’re losing your load!”
The truck driver drives on.
At the next light. Heather catches up and says: “Hi! My name is Heather and you’re losing your load!”
The truck driver drives on.
At the next light. Heather catches up again. This time huffing and puffing. She says: “Hi! (huff puff) My name is Heather!…(huff)… And you’re losing your load!
This time the truck driver turns to blonde Heather and says: “Hi. My name is Kevin. It’s snowing out and I’m driving a salt truck.”
~a~