Time for the joke of the day! Today’s topic – blonde jokes. Can’t remember if I already posted these classics…
1) A blonde calls her friend and says, “I’m working on this puzzle, and I’m really stuck. Can you come over and help?”
Her friend says, “Sure. What’s it supposed to be?”
“The picture on the box shows that it is going to be a tiger.”
So the friend goes over and finds the blonde hunched over in her kitchen with the box and all the pieces strewn over the table. The blonde seems very frustrated and says, “I just can’t figure out where to start. This is a really tough puzzle.”
The friend comes over to the table, sits down, and says in a calming voice, “You need to relax. There is no way you will ever be able to make this look anything like a tiger. Let’s just make you a cup of coffee and you can unwind. Then I will be glad to help you put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
2) A blonde is boasting about how smart she is, because she memorized the Capital of every country in the world! So her friend says, “OK, what is the capital of Afghanistan?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy. ‘A’.”