mods don’t like my joke? here’s a slightly revised version:
a blond officer pulls over a blond driver for speeding:
officer: license and registration please
driver: it must be in here somewhere… (rummaging in her handbag)
officer: mam, I haven’t got all day
driver: what does the license look like?
officer: it’s small & rectangular, and has your picture on it
driver: oh! here it is (hands over her mirror to the officer)
officer: If you would have told me in the beginning that you’re a police officer….