OK, so I can’t quit. I guess the only other option is to keep putting myself out there until I’m fired. So here goes with my bid for strike 3……
I was playing the card table at the local casino all night (no, of course not ME) when suddenly I noticed a sign on the wall that said, “Do you have a gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLING for help”.
So I whipped out my cell phone, dialed the number and got connected. The rep said, “Hello?” and I said, “Yeah. I’m playing blackjack and I’ve got an Ace and a 5. The dealer is showing a nine. What should I do?”