OK, time for the joke of the day! This time, I am intentionally relying on the fact that my strike count has reset to zero! Eat your hearts out until someone else takes over this onerous task.
I recently switched auto insurance companies because I got a cheap quote. The best part was that the quote for my Fire and Theft coverage dropped by 95%! After I locked in the policy I mentioned to a rep what a great deal I got and I asked how it could be that their prices are so much lower than everyone else’s. So she replied to me that it is because they figure no one is going to steal a burnt car.