Mod39, I am beyond insulted. But not deterred. I am determined to keep at it until someone more qualified steps forward (u’malchuso yitain l’ru’uso hatov mimenu to paraphrase a timely phrase).
I’ll change tactics:
A man was walking down the street and he met a small boy. The man asked what was his name.
The boy replied, ‘six and seven-eighths.’
The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and he replied, ‘they just picked it out of a hat.’
A man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a packet of helicopter crisps.
‘Sorry’, said the barman, ‘we don’t have any helicopter crisps, we only have plane.’
A man goes into a fish and chip shop and says ‘Can I have fish and chips twice please?’
The shop owner says, ‘I heard you the first time.’
A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. ‘Of course it is,’ replied the driver.
‘Great, I’ll have a pint then.’