to continue the corny humor theme:
what does a cow daven?
moo-suf
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what t’fillah do you daven when you have a robber in your house?
ah-hava robba
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(this one only works with a heavy chassidish havarah)
Which car wins the race- the car with one door or the car with two doors?
“too-deer v’she’eino too-deer, too-deer koidem”