kapusta, you’re taking the job as seriously as I did 😉
A man had an accident involving his hand and a circular saw. He rushes to the hospital.
The doctor examines him and then says, “Good news. We will be able to reattach all of your fingers because you got here so quickly.”
The man sits up and asks, “Will I be able to play piano after my surgery?”
The doctor responds with a confident yes.
“That’s great, doctor”, said the man, “Because I could never play piano before!”