Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
concludes by saying, “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed
in an accident.”
“OH NO!” the president exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously
watching as the president sits, his head cradled in his hands.
Finally, the president looks up and asks,
“How many is a Brazillion?”
🙂