ok, this one you’ll have to excuse… (i’m just really bored and the only thing i could do that won’t get me into trouble is look for jokes online…)
BOSS (to an employee): “Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not! There’s no proof of it,” he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
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…He came here looking for you!”