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<u>Funny and Crazy Laws</u>

In Ohio:

-It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

-It is illegal to hunt for whales on Sunday.

-In Cleveland it is illegal to drive while sitting on another persons lap.

-In Bexley, Ohio, it is prohibited to install or use slot machines in outhouses.

-In Clinton County, Ohio, there is a fine for anyone caught leaning against an public building.

In Alaska:

-A moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

-It is illegal to give alcoholic beverages to a moose.

-It is an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (I didnt know they had moose.)

In Texas:

-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer while standing.

-The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is also banned, as it contains a formula for making beer at home

In Pennsylvania:

-Automobiles traveling on country roads at night must send up an rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear.

-If a driver sees a team of horses, they are to pull to the side of the road, and cover their machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery.

-In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner of the car must take their car apart and conceal the parts in nearby foliage.

Alabama:

-It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

In Arizona:

-It is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

-If a person is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves until it is all used up.

In California:

-It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

-It is illegal to put a fish in your neighbors mailbox.

In New England:

-Fire engines are not allowed to exceed 25mph – strangely, this includes the journey to the fire!

-In Devon (yes there is a place called Devon in the US), it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.

In Connecticut:

-For a pickle to be officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

-In Hartford, it is considered an offense to cross the road on your hands.

In New York:

-In Greene, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards down a street, while a concert is on.

-Citizens may not greet each other by putting ones thumb to the nose and wriggling the fingers.

-It is illegal in Maine to step out of a plane, while it is in flight.

-In New York, you need a license to use a clothesline outdoors.

-In Carmel, it is illegal for a man to go outside if his jacket and trousers do not match.

In New Jersey:

-In New Jersey you can be arrested for slurping soup in public.

In Maryland:

-In Baltimore, it is illegal to throw bales of hay out of a second story window, within the city limits.

-In Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In Maine:

-It is illegal in Maine to step out of a plane, while it is in flight.

In Georgia:

-It is illegal to put an Ice cream sandwich in your back pocket.