Who Says There No Benefits Of Getting OLDER…???
Kidnappers are not very interested in you, and in a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won’t wear out.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
You sing along with elevator music.
Your eyes won’t get much worse
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
You can’t remember who sent you this list.