Abe and Leo were best friends. They did everything together. One day, when they were in their old age they promised one another that whoever should die first, would appear to the other one in a dream, and tell him what it’s like.
Leo died, and a few days later, after mourning his friend, as promised, Leo appeared to Abe in a dream.
Abe: Leo, you’ve returned! Whats it like in heaven?
Leo: Abe, I have good news and bad news. Heaven is wonderful, there are beautiful trees, and mansions, and there’s even baseball.
Abe: Wow, baseball?!?!?! Whats the bad news?
Leo: You’re our starting pitcher, day after tomorrow.