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circusgirl
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A duck walks into a store.

Duck: Got grapes?

Store owner: Nope.

Duck walks out. Walks back in.

Duck: Got grapes?

Store owner: NO! I already told you! No grapes!

Duck walks out. Walks back in.

Duck: Got grapes?

Store owner: NO! I have no grapes! And if you come back in here one more time asking for grapes I am going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!

Duck walks out. Walks back in.

Duck: Got nails?

Store owner: Nope.

Duck: Got grapes?