Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
>> graduation.
>>
>> They get very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they >> are to be
>> executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
>> they did the night before
>>
>> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and
>> is asked
>> if she has any last words.
>>
>> She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and
>> believe in the
>> Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
>> innocent.” They
>> throw the switch and nothing happens.
>>
>> They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for
>> forgiveness, and release her.
>>
>> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last
>> words…
>>
>> “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in
>> the
>> power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They >> throw
>> the switch and again, nothing happens.
>>
>> Again they all immediately fall to their knees , beg for
>> forgiveness and
>> release her.
>>
>> The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
>> “Well, I’m
>> from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree
>> in
>> Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, y’all ain’t
>> gonna
>> electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”