A little boy turned to his grandpa and said: Grandpa, please talk like a frog.”
Grandpa replied: “What? I’m not going to talk like a frog!”
The little boy again asked: “Come on, Grandpa. Talk like a frog, please.”
Grandpa again said: “No! Go bother your grandmother.”
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later, the little boy’s sister came in and said: “Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?”
Grandpa, of course, replied: “NO!”
The little girl then begged: “Please, Grandpa will you talk just like a frog?”
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and asked: “What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?”
The little girl looked at her Grandpa and said: “Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak, we’re going to go to Disney World.”