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> *It’s the only type of cooking a real man will do.
>
> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
> chain of events are put
> into motion:
>
> Routine….
>
> 1)The woman buys the food.
>
> 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and
> dessert.
>
> 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places
> it on a tray along with
> the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
> it to the man who is
> lounging beside the grill — beer in hand.
>
> Here comes the important part….
>
> 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL
>
> More routine…
>
> 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
> cutlery.
>
> 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat
> is burning. He thanks
> her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
> deals with the
> situation.
>
> Important again…
>
> 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT
> TO THE WOMAN.
>
> More routine…
>
> 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread,
> utensils, napkins, sauces,
> and brings them to the table.
>
> 9) After eating the woman clears the table and does
> the dishes.
>
> And most importantly…
>
> 10) EVERYONE PRAISES THE MAN AND THANKS HIM FOR HIS
> COOKING EFFORTS.
>
> 11) THE MAN ASKS THE WOMAN HOW SHE ENJOYED “HER
> NIGHT OFF” AND UPON SEEING
> HER ANNOYED REACTION, CONCLUDES THAT THERE’S JUST NO
> PLEASING SOME PEOPLE.