Sick Leave
>
> I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not
> allow me to take leave.
> I thought that maybe if I acted ‘Crazy’ then he would tell me to take a
> few days off.
> So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
> My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
> I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
> might think I was ‘Crazy’ and give me a few days off.
> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, ‘What in
> the name of good GOD are you doing?’
> I told him I was a light bulb.
> He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.’ Go home and recuperate for a
> couple of days.’
> I jumped down and walked out of the office…
> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, ‘..And
> where do you think you’re going?!’
>
> (You’re gonna love this….)
>
> She said, ‘I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.’