Reply To: A Humorous Item

a rabbi, priest and mullah are arguing over who has the best methods to convert someone. they all go into the forest and agree to meet in 3 days and whoever could convert a bear the best will win. 3 days later the priest comes and says, “I sprinkled some water on the bear and he’s going to “seminary” in a week”. the mullah says, “I put a turban on him and he’s going to mecca on the next flight”. they turn to the Rabbi who is in a body cast with scratches all over his body and he says “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the bris.”