a reform woman runs to her rabbi with a problem
woman: rabbi help me!!!
rabbi: whats the prob?
woman: i dont know what i am doing wrong. my son went off to college he met some people on the campus and now he is wearing a kippa tzitzis and keeping kosher
rabbi: hmm
woman: not only that, my youngest daughter, samantha, is now asking to be called shoshana and it looks like she will be getting married to a chassid!! what should i do??
rabbi: check your mezzuzas