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kapusta
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aussie, I thought so too, I thought I could get away with it, guess you’re too good. 🙂

Conversation between a young guy in kollel and his grandmother. Grandmother is giving directions to her apartment, once inside her apartment building.

“…so you’ll call the elevator with your right elbow, then wait until whoever is exiting the elevator opens the door for you, if its empty, than wait until someone comes in. Once your in the elevator, push the button for the fourth floor with your right pinky, than when you get to the third floor push open the elevator door with your left foot. when you get to my apartment, knock with your right elbow. “

“ok, but one question, why cant I do everything with my hands? why my elbow, foot, etc?”

“you mean you’re coming empty handed?”

*kapusta*