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I just got an invitation to a job training seminar, as follows (I corrected most of the spelling):
“Reb Moishe Mongobongo and Rebbetzin Miriam Abacha invite you to a seminar where you can learn how to participate in the biggest income opportunity in sub-Saharan Africa: ‘Writing the Perfect 419 Scam Letter’ Learn how to impersonate dictators and kings while you earn enough income to live like one of them! To participate, please, I ask you out of the kindnes of my hart to please help me to get the 10,99,789 (eleventy million dolar) that myne shvigger put away for me in the Swiss bank for our chassune before she was caught being such a yenta that she was exiled and not allowed back into inzere house!”