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A representative of D*** E***, an organization which L”A seeks to turn yeshiva bochurim off the derech, entered a well known Yerushalayim yeshiva and started to talk to the bochurim. Getting nowhere, he approached one particular masmid and invited him to do something ossur that Friday night.

The bochur refused, saying his family had been talmidei chochomim going back to Rashi’s times and if nothing else he could not let his family down.

The mesis then asked: “And what if your family had been horse thieves, swindlers, lowlifes and moisrim ever since Rashi?”

The bochur replied: “In that case I’d be frei like you and I’d already be going to wherever you want to take me Friday night!”