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June 27, 2009 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm
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A Colombian drug dealer, a Brooklyn Mafioso and a Mossad agent were sentenced to death in Iran.
Each was asked whether he had any last wishes.
The Colombian asked if he could be buried in his native village. His wish was granted.
The Mafioso wanted to be buried next to John Gotti. His wish was granted.
The Mossad agent announced: “Your honor, I wish to be buried next to the greatest leader Iran has ever had, the great hero of the Islamic faith, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!”
The judge replied: “But he is not dead!”
The Mossad agent told him: “That’s OK, I’ll wait!”