BS”D
OK time for another Carlebach:
“Oy, holy brothers and holy sisters, I want you to know, I want you to know, what is it again I wanted you to know, oy mamash a gevald I want you to know that there is a holy brother, so special, so holy, he sits now in jail for 150 years the judge is sending him because, oy, so special, so holy, he take money from people such a gevald, he say from him they will have money in their old age, mamash even until more than 120, such a gevald.
But oh, my holy brothers and my holy sisters, this holy Jew, this special holy Jew, his name is Bernard Madoff, he pays the people who give him money, mamash so holy, so special, only from other people who are giving him their money that for them is so holy, so special.
And I want you to know, I want you to know, that if you do that, holy brothers and sisters, mamash a gevald what I want you to know, that if you do that and your name is such a holy Jewish name like Madoff so special like Shereshevsky, I want you to know, I want you to know, you go straight to jail for many, many years, such a gevald, so low a place, jail is the lowest place in the world…
But I want you to know, such a gevald, you want to run this kind of a business, that is named for such a holy tzaddik called Ponzi, just you must always remember, you must always remember to change your name that is so holy and so special, no matter how special, how holy, mamash so holy your name is to you.
Because I want you to know that the only way you can get away with making a business like the tzaddik Reb Ponzi who was so holy and so special, is if you change your name….you must change your name to a name that is so holy you can never go to jail with such a name….
That name, so holy, so special, it is mamash a gevald, it is the holiest of holies, the sweetest of the sweet, it is the name Social Security…the hoooolllyy name of Sooooocial Security, Social Security, Social Security….
Tune: Mizmor Shir Leyoim HaShabbos…
Your holy zayde is getting
Sociallll Security
Because your holy tatty is paying
Social Security
And when your tatty is needing
Sociallll Security
You will be the one paying
Social Security
But when you are the one needing
Socialllll Security
Who will be paying
Social Security?
Your children’s children
Will keep paying
Soooocial Security
No one will soon see one cent
And no more security
All of America is wanting
Social Security
But soon there is no more money
For Social Security
Obama prints more money
For Sociallll Security
Just like Madoff took money
And promised security
I am not waiting
For Socialll Security
I print my own moneeeyyy
For the only real security….