mepal, last one was EXCELLENT!
ambush reminded me of this old old one on the tough choice thread.
A newly married wife, having time off from work, made elaborate four course dinners for her new husband. Every night, after dinner, she would ask him how it was. Every night he would reply, “Wonderful, but nothing like my mothers.” One day, the poor wife got caught up in something and unfortunately forgot about supper. That night, forgetting that her supper burned, she asked her daily, “How was supper?” He answers: “Ahh, finally you got it right! just like my mothers!”