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A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist

complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and

asked how long it took him to catch them.

“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.

“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.

The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his

needs and those of his family.

The American asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“I sleep late, fish a little and play with my children. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my

friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I

have a full life.”

The American interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help

you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell

the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger

boat.”

“And after that?” asked the Mexican.

“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second

one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of

trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then

negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your

own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico

City , Los Angeles , or even New York City ! From there you can direct

your huge new enterprise.”

“How long would that take?” asked the Mexican.

“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the American.

“And after that?”

“Afterwards? Well my friend, that’s when it gets really interesting,”

answered the American, laughing. “When your business gets really big,

you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the Mexican.

“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the

coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying

your friends.”

And the moral of this story is: ……… Know where you’re going in

life… you may already be there.