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A bakasho nafshis and final psak regarding the burning of garbage bins in Yerushalayim:

“How long must klal Yisroel who walk in the dim, flickering light of kanoius for show keep burning garbage bins with no purpose whatsoever? It is known to the greatest of gedoilim, arvei d’rabbonon Reb Moussa as-Sabih, Reb Yishmoel as-Sabih, Reb Moussa al-Dib Beck, Reb Yishmoel Daoud al-Beyda, Reb Haroun Cohen and others of their most holy and deluded ilk that the sole purpose of a fire is to incinerate with the flames of the klipa of kanoius that which is sewn for the klipa of tzioinis, namely the blue and white official dishrag of the medine. We hereby proclaim that it is ossur lemehadrim to burn any garbage bin which does not contain at least three such flags of a dimension not less than six square amois each.

Our hyliger burqa and kaffiye boutiques in Ramallah ir hakoidesh are standing at the ready to sell such dishrags for the continuing demonstrations insh’allah and it is recumbent upon each true kanoi leshem ha-Shish and leshem atzmoi to purchase such flags for incendiary purposes only.”

Signed:

Arba Misois Beis Din d’Inyonei Kanois of the Eida haMachridis, al-Quds as-Sharif

Admor”on Imam Hassan Nasrkakah, Grand Sharia Beis Din of Admas Koidesh Levanoin

Av Beis Din of the Great Beis Din of Public Amputations and Executions, Mahmoud Amadjihadi, Teheran, Iran

Grand Rabbi of the Miskenois haReshoim, Erev Rav Koirach Fleischinfishgonver