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A neighborhood oisvorf stopped into a haimishe computer repair shop in Williamsburgh because he was having trouble getting rid of a virus in his laptop.
He told the owner: “By myne computer iz a virus!”
The owner turned on the machine and was appalled at the disgusting photo he saw as soon as he turned it on.
He told his customer: “You’re right – emmes by dan computer iz avyros! Ich ken nisht afnemen dan avyros! Di darfts tshive tzi tun, yetzt! (really in your computer there are avyros! I can’t take them off! – you must do tshuva, now!”