Local ad for a plumber:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
Sign at the psychic’s hotline:
“Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”
At a Towing Company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
Billboard on the side of the road:
“Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.”
Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.”
Outside a hotel:
“Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the electric company:
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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