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Want to live in Mea Shearim as the chilonim imagine it, but with none of the sense of history that Mea Shearim offers and with no real rabbonim and rebbeim to keep your most vile and fanatic impulses in check?
Come join us in Ramat Beit Shimush, where you will never have a dull moment. Burqa ladies, tinfoil shtreimel wearing hooligans singing Hashem Hu Malkynee and We Shall Overcome off key and loud, a great tznius patrol that is always standing by to bleach the many avyrois of your daughters and wives, lots of rocks flying on Shabbos, and more! Admittance to our hyliger kehilla is only granted to those who promise never to seek gainful employment or to publicly receive handouts from the tzioinishe medine. And now, thanks to our alliance with the Admou”r meCreedmoor and his money printing presses, we actually pay you to demonstrate against the medine and anything else you want to do that disrupts life for the tzioinim.
To find out more about our housing and related schemes, our selection of garbage bins for burning, our subsidized tire loans so you can buy up to 10 tires a week to build burning Shabbos roadblocks, and our new Machon leTznius under the direction of Rebbetzin Brooche Burqa, contact us now:
Creedmoor office: 718-444-BURN
Otisville office: 845-1-RIP-OFF
Yerushalayim office: (052) WEL-FARE
We, the combined Tznius and Rabbinical Welfare Council of Ramat Beit Shimush are standing by to welcome you in our fight against an honest day’s work!