A lady goes to customer service and asks for a refund on the disposable barbecue she has brought back to the store.
Assistant: “What seems to be the problem, madam?”
Lady: “The food is missing.”
Assistant: “I’m sorry?”
Lady: “Look, on the outside of the packaging it clearly shows sausages, chops and burgers. When I opened the package they were missing.”
Assistant: “Madam, it says “”contents for illustration purposes only”. You have to supply the food.”
Lady (somewhat sheepish): “Oh. I may as well take the other two barbecues out of the freezer, then.”