Talking about nothing can be extremely entertaining. When you speak of nothing, there is nothing going on around you and nothing exciting happens. This causes a chain reaction of nothingness.
Have you ever tried to do absolutely nothing? Impossible! Doing nothing is super-hard. You will always be inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide.
That means, even when you do nothing you’re accomplishing something! Ain’t that something? But we aren’t talking about something, we’re talking about nothing!
Difficult to stay on the nothing topic, even though there is so much nothing to speak about!
Imagine you are in a world of just nothing. Nothing. Can you even imagine that? NO! Because you will still see something! Now, whether you see white, black, air or clouds, it’s still SOMETHING! and something isn’t nothing.
Now let me share a story. There was a young boy—-whoops! that’s a something. I was supposed to talk about nothing.
This topic reminds me of something (oh no!) I once tried to do. Spend a day not thinking of something.(negative something=nothing) When you concentrate on not doing something (nothing), you end up with so much of that something. Like meditating.
Now, I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but that’s okay, because all is nothing and this post is just another blip on the world wide web along with all the other nothings floating around.
If I were to get all philosophical I’d say the whole world is really just nothing, just an illusion as G-d watches from above. None of this post about nothingness will matter as it is nothingness in itself.
**If you get to the end of this message without tearing your eyebrows out, my birthday is tomorrow (Go pi day) I’d love some cake. Thanks in advance