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>>>>From a marriage counselors diary<<<<

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My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?”

I replied “Dust”.

And that’s how the fight started…..

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A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel

horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s near perfect.’

And that’s how the fight started…..

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200

in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale.

And that’s how the fight started…..

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my

order first.

‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’

He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’

‘Nah, she can order for herself.’

And that’s when the fight started…..