A Texan is trying to impress an Israeli visitor with how big things are in America.
“I can get in my car in the morning, drive all day, and at night, I’ll still be on my ranch.”
“You know,” says the Israeli, “I used to have a car like that, too.”
and, for the younger folks:
I drive a Rolls-Canardly: It rolls down one hill, and can ‘ardly get up the next.